Reese Williams: The Enjoli Woman of Pine Valley

Is there nothing this woman cannot do?

She's such a "catch" that Bianca fell head over heels for her and almost immediately wanted to make babies to raise with her.

She's so "compelling" that intensely private Zach began confiding the intimate details of his life to her upon their first meeting.

She's so "dynamic" that a normally cautious Erica threw herself wholeheartedly into wedding planning, without securing a background check.

She's Reese Williams.



And I don't like her.

And it's a damn shame because I love Tamara Braun. She was one of my favorite Carlys on General Hospital and I was so disappointed when she left the show. I was thrilled when she showed up on the short-run sitcom Freddie. So, I am quite perturbed that her All My Children debut has her embroiled in AMC's "2009 Nonsensical Storyline" award winner.

I simply cannot get into the "ground-breaking" aspect of a storyline that has so much wrong with it from the outset. And since the writers have chosen to make the character Reese the catalyst for all of this abnormal behavior from my regular Pine Valley-ites, she bears the weight of all my frustration (although I've got plenty left over for Bianca).

Now, I've learned that I'll have to deal with SuperReese buzzing around Casa de Slater this holiday season acting like a cross between Florence Nightingale and Martha Stewart. Reese must have skipped the "Charm" and splashed on the Enjoli. Yikes!

Some days, around 1 p.m. EST, I envy Kendall her coma.